can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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