A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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