Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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