If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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