i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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