why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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