Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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