You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.