Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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