So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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