What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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