he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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