Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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