he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
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