He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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