i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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