Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
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I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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