I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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