Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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