Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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