Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He did a backflip because drugs
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