Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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