I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
the day after is always just damage control
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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