He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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