i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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