do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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