I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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