I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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