a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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