Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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