your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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