Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
