Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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