why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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