Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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