thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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