I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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