we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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