So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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