i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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