did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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