There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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