i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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