apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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