i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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