Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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