Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
i believe in u and ur pee
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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