Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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