he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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