nut hugger
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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