I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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