So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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