I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
