lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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