Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
