hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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